OMG! The Peanut Butter Solution!

OMG! I cannot believe that I found this. Many who know me, know that throughout time I've ranted about some very random things. One major movie rant I've always talked about is a movie called the Peanut Butter Solution. It is by far the craziest movie I've ever seen, and that's saying a lot. Most people don't believe it exists when I tell them about it. That's also because no one in their right mind has ever seen it.

My understanding is that it was a Canadian made family horror/comedy movie. It released in 1985 and features music by Celine Dion. You see? Already frickin wierd.

Anyway, the movie is about a kid, who upon going into a burned down haunted mansion catches an illness (or something like one) called, "The Fright", which causes all his hair to fall out. This is remedied though when a pair of homeless ghosts teach him how to make a magic formula called, "The Peanut Butter Solution". This will make his hair grow back, but he is instructed to not use too much peanut butter or else it will have negative effects.

Sure enough he uses too much and his hair grows at a crazy, fast, never ending pace. It is also magic hair, as we eventually find out, as his evil art teacher from school captures all the children in the town and forces them to make hundreds of paintbrushes every day from his hair. Which also, I should point out, allows the painter using said brush to paint anything in their imagination, and you can then walk into the painting! WTF!?

The story is resolved in the end when some friends of the kid trick the evil art teacher into walking into a painting of the same haunted mansion from the beginning where he sees "The Fright" and loses all his hair, which saves the main kid somehow. The end.

Amazing right? I don't know what inspired me finding this, or who the amazing soul is that took actual real life time to convert this masterpiece of nonsense over to a digital format. But here it is, in all it's glory, the entire 90 minute movie, "The Peanut Butter Solution". Enjoy.